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It is morning in Wayne Manor. Joseph is wearing his suit and an overcoat. Sam is holding onto his leg. Damian is looking on.
Sam: Joey! Don't go!!
Joseph: Sam, I'm only going to Metropolis for the day to discuss business at STAR Labs. I'll be back tonight.
Sam: But you promised you'd hang out with me!
Joseph: We can do that tomorrow.
Damian: Damn it, Sam, stop embarrassing yourself!
Sam starts crying. Joseph hugs him
Joseph: Sammy...it's only for today. We will play tomorrow. Besides, I asked someone to play with you and Damian today.
Sam: Who?
Damian: Not Wilkes, we hung out with him two days ago....
Joseph's phone rings.
Joseph: One sec.
We see it's Dick who's calling.
Joseph: Hey, Dick, what's up?
Dick: Sorry, Joseph, but I can't make it. I kinda got busy with this case and....
Joseph: *whispering angrily* Oh no, you're not wiggling out of this easily! Sam is freaking out; between my having to cancel my day to hang out with him, a possible thunderstorm and the notion of being stuck inside with Damian all day again....
Dick: Well I kinda got the shit kicked out of me last night!
Joseph: Blockbuster?
Dick: Blockbuster. But I sent a couple guys to take care of the munchkins.
Joseph: Who?
Dick: You'll see. *doorbell rings* Sorry, Joe, gotta meet with someone. Bye.
Joseph: Wait you little...
*click* the phone call ends
Joseph: *sighing* I swear he's more like Bruce than he admits...they never tell me more than they want!
Alfred approaches with Joseph's tickets, suitcase etc
Alfred: The car is waiting sir....
Joseph: I know...
DING DONG
Damian: Why do I get the feeling this is going to make a good reality TV show
Sam: When did you start watching reality TV?
Alfred: I'll get the door...even though everyone else is perfectly capable.
Joseph: That's why you get the big bucks
Alfred: And over 30 years owed vacation
Joseph: Bruce says you can go whenever
Alfred: But what would you all do without me?
Joseph: Good point
Damian: I find reality TV to be a wonderful case study into human stupidity.
Sam: Why can't you just admit you like to watch something dumb from time to time?
Damian: >TT<
Alfred opens the doors
Alfred: Master Timothy, welcome home.
Tim stands in civies, with a backpack and a duffel in his hands. Next to him stands Kon-El, looking uncomfortable in new clothes: a black t-shirt with a red S-shield, jeans, and work boots (Yeah, his civies are his old super duds before the new 52!). He has a duffel over his shoulder
Tim: Hey, Alfred.
Alfred: And who is your friend?
Kon: Kon....
Tim: Conner...Conner Kent.
Alfred: Kent? *takes a closer look, realization* Ah, of course, come in.
Damian sees Tim walk in.
Damian: Oh look, the hanger-on is back, and has brought another moocher
Tim: Yes you see I thought some better company may improve the homestead.
Alfred: I've been thinking that for years
Tim turns to Joseph
Tim: Dick sends his regards.
Joseph: So you and Superboy are the cavalry.
Tim: Yeah
Joseph: Take good care of my little brother.
Tim: Don't worry.
Joseph: And I hope you and Damian don't kill each other. *to Sam* See you when I get back tonight kiddo
Sam: Bye, Joey
Joseph heads to the car. "Conner" turns to Tim
Kon: Conner?
Tim: Well you need a secret identity....
Damien: Oh great so we have to tutor him in basic heroism 101...the time is just going to fly by
Sam: He already IS a hero.
The two boys stare each other down a bit
Tim: Okay let's not go for the throats just yet...now what do you normally do for entertainment? *Damian is about to speak* Which doesn't involve physical violence, or psychological trauma
Damian: >TT< You could get a better idea from Kane, Drake....
Tim turns to Alfred.
Tim: Where is Bruce?
Alfred: Mission with the League in Oolong Island.
Sam just stares at Kon
Kon: Something wrong, Sam?
Sam: Nothing, you look cool.
Kon: Thanks
Sam: Better than that Tron suit you wear in combat
Kon: Everyone's a critic
Sam laughs
Kon: What's so funny?
Sam: You made a joke
Kon: Ah, *smiles* I did, didn't I?
Damian: Look out Leno....
Tim: Leno's a hack anyways
Damian: >TT<
Tim: So Sam, what do you want to do?
Sam shrugs
Sam: Just go around the city?
Tim checks the weather on his phone
Tim: Looks like the storm won't hit until much later...guess we can do that
Short time later, the two teens and two boys climb into a car. They all have backpacks
Alfred: I'd be less concerned if you let me drive you boys into the city
Tim: Alfred, I got my license, and I was driving a car before then.
Alfred: Yes, and Master Dick taught you to drive...doesn't put my nerves at ease....
Kon: Don't know why I can't just fly and drag you three along with my TTK
Tim: Too much attention....
Alfred: Have fun, sirs, and don't get into too much trouble.
Tim salutes and starts driving
Alfred: Why do i have a feeling this will end up in the morning edition of the Gotham Gazette?
Tim: So, where first?
Sam: I dunno.
Damian: Damn it, Kane, you're the one who said we should go out instead of letting me train.
Tim: It won't kill you to act normal for once, Damian.
Damian kicks Tim's seat.
Sam: Umm...how about the Natural History Museum?
Tim: Well that should have something for everyone
Damian: Whatever
Kon: What do they have at this museum
Sam brightens
Sam: Science exhibits, artifacts, animals, fossils
Damian: *grinning wickedly* Meteorites
Tim parks.
Damian: Oh, are we here already?
Tim: Yes now I would ask you conduct yourself in an appropriate manner...or least be sane enough that we don't get arrested or kicked out
Damien: You don't have any faith in me do you?
Tim: Would you like the list of reasons why?
Damien: No thank you I believe the museum can bore me in a less noisy fashion
They enter the grand hall of the Gotham Museum of Natural History
Kon: Where first?
Sam: The dinosaurs! Joey...*somewhat sadly* Joey and I used to go to see them right away when we went to the museum back in New York.
Tim: *smiles smally* Don't worry sport, it's only one day...tell you what after this how about riding a T-Rex?
Sam: Huh?
Tim: Heh, you'll see *leads on*
Damien: ...Okay this is interesting
Tim guides the others through the rooms full of fossils.
Sam: Where are we going? We're passing all the bones.
Tim: You'll see, it's a new exhibit.
Tim leads them into another room where animatronic dinosaurs that guests could interact with.
Damian: Oh good...they put up a sign telling creationists that this is not at all an endorsement of their bunk theory. Not that its going to stop those zealots.
Kon: Shhh
Damian: Shut it clone boy....
Kon: Tim, your brother is a....
Tim: I know
Tim helps Sam onto the T-Rex
Sam's mood begins to brighten.
Tim: Want to try it, Damian?
Damian: Why should I?
Tim: Just do it, squirt. Unless you're too afraid....
Damian: One side, Drake.
Damian sits and rides a Triceratops with a smirk
Kon: Reverse psychology?
Tim: Any blow to his oversized ego tends to work
Kon: Now if only we could make the dinosaurs fight each other
All of a sudden, the eyes of Sam's T-Rex turns RED and it roars
Sam: Huh?
Tim: ...You had to say that didn't you
All the animatronics start attacking each other. The guests flee but Sam and Damian are stuck! The T-Rex charges at the Triceratops
Damian: >TT<
Damian flips off the Triceratops and onto another dinosaur. Sam is holding on for dear life.
Sam: HELP!!
Kon: Tim, we should....
He looks around, Tim has vanished
Kon: I hate it when he does that...and my outfit is in my other bag....
Sam: Conner! Help!
Red Robin swings in and gets Sam off the mad dino, Damian helps himself off
Kon: What's going on?
Red Robin: No idea.
Damian: Guess I'm not the only one who thought to bring his gear....
Damian unzips his sweatshirt to reveal his Robin gear and starts putting his uniform fully together
Kon places his hand on one of the already destroyed dinos.
Sam: Careful...
Kon: It's okay....Seems someone took control of the robots remotely, this isn't an ordinary malfunction.
Sam: Why? What could be the motive?
Kon: Don't know....
Red Robin: Can you trace it with your TTK?
Kon: Yeah...two floors down...Hall of Evolution
Red Robin: Robin and I will check it out, you take care of Sam.
Kon: But....
Robin: You don't have your costume, clone boy; you might ruin everything....
Red Robin tosses Kon a comm and money
Red Robin: We'll be in contact, why don't you get Sam something to eat...
Before Kon can respond, RR and Robin leave.
Sam: Welcome to the sidelines
Kon: Go get some food?
Sam: Yeah
They walk off, frustrated in their own ways. Red Robin and Robin run into the Hall of Evolution. It is abandoned...quiet
Red Robin: The signal was coming from somewhere in here
Robin: Are you sure Superboy was right?
Red Robin: He's normally on track with stuff like this....
RR and Robin walk through the hall, passing fossils and dioramas. They finally find the strange looking control box by a display
Robin: Well what do you known, the hayseed was right....
Red Robin: I know who made this....
Robin: Who
They don't notice the animatronic caveman, and his Egyptian and Roman allies from neighboring halls, behind them
Red Robin: Trickster.....
Meanwhile Sam and Kon eat in the cafeteria
Sam: What's it like? Doing super-hero stuff and all?
Kon: It's alright. Sure it gets exciting and all, but its dangerous. I've seen people get seriously hurt
Sam: Yeah not everyone is bulletproof
Kon: But here's the thing, I was made to be a weapon. I decided to be something else. Even so...no offense but I'd rather be helping RR.
Sam looks hurt after Kon says that and begins to sniffle
Kon: Not that hanging with you isn't fun...just would be cooler if we were fighting bad guys
Sam: Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
Kon stands and moves over to sit next to Sam
Kon: I have a feeling there's more to this.....
Sam: Joey's always so busy that he never hangs out with me anymore...and every time he and I get involved with something either we both are pushed to the sidelines or it's just me because I'm the little kid!
Kon: Well you'll have your time someday
Sam: It would be cool...being a hero
Kon: It would be.....
The Robins red and otherwise are dealing with the pre-historic animatronics. Robin knocks down a caveman before knocking away a mummy with its club whilst Red Robin knocks away a Roman legionnaire
Robin: Why the hell is Trickster in Gotham? I thought he was one of Flash's villains
Red Robin: He is! Last time I checked he was in Ironside Heights! Plus he rarely leaves the Gem Cities. *throws the legionnaire into a Spartan*
Robin: *clubbing a cave woman* What does he want in Gotham?
Red Robin: When we find him we'll ask him
Robin growls and throws several birdarangs to disarm the robots....
Robin: That was frustrating....and we don't know where he is!
Red Robin: As usual you never look at all the facts...the animatronics are controlled by a rogue signal, therefore that rogue signal must be in close range
Robin: Next chamber should be the Hall of Meteorites, Gems and Minerals
Red Robin: Sounds prime loot for a crook *dashes there*
Robin: Wait up Drake!
Robin and Red Robin peek into the hall. They see Trickster working on disabling a security system and behind him....
Metallo: Hurry up with it, Trickster!
Red Robin: Well well, you two are a long way from home
Metallo and Trickster turn
Metallo: Oh look lost birdies....
Trickster: I dunno, Metallo, they are trained by the Batman
Red Robin: And you know something tin man, to us kryptonite is just another rock
Metallo: I can still crush you
Trickster: Metallo; the Rogues have a code of....
Metallo: If I recall, they kicked you to the curb; and I call the shots here! You deal with the security, I'll deal with the birds!
Red Robin: *smirks* Bring it tin man
Metallo: Gladly!
Metallo charges!
In the meanwhile Kon and Sam, who has cheered up. Kon laughs as Sam plays with his chicken nuggets
Sam: Look at the little T-Rex...well Big Sam is gonna eat ya NOM NOM NOM!
Kon: Heh...*beat* Odd.
Sam: Odd?
Kon: Tim would have called by now....
Sam: ...Are they in trouble?
Kon: Dunno. *activates comm* Tim, what's going on....
Fighting sounds can be heard, familiar voices
Red Robin: *on comm* Dealing with old tin man, Kon
Kon: What, no, I'm coming
Robin: *on comm* Stay with Sam, we'll be fine! WATCH OUT FOR THAT QUARTZ!
*click*
Kon: Damn....
Sam buses the table and grabs his bag.
Kon: Where are you going?
Sam: To find the Waynes.
Kon: No, you should stay here and be safe.
Sam: Look, you want some action, and I can't just sit here. *smirks* Besides, you got to watch me right?
Kon smiles
Kon: Right...they're in the Meteorite Hall....
He looks down at his clothes
Kon: Oh right, don't have my suit.
Sam: Why can't that be your suit?
Kon: Hmmm...well I've done it before. *picks up Sam* Come on.
Kon flies towards the hall
Robin throws birdarangs at Metallo's chest and Red Robin staff pangs his Green K-heart
Metallo: That tickles....how are we doing with the security, Trickster?
Trickster: 3 minutes...and then the prize is ours
Superboy plows into Trickster, Sam clinging to his back. Trickster goes flying into a display case
Superboy: Guess there's gonna be a delay!
Sam: Nice quip!
Metallo: SUPERBOY!?
Red Robin: He's not who you should worry about, your ticker is ticking
Metallo: Huh?
He looks down and sees Red Robin planet a sonic disruptor on his Green K heart
Metallo: Oh
He gets blasted back into a display
Sam: Yes!
Netallo opens his heart and blasts at Sam. Kon blocks the ray
Sam: Superboy....
Kon: I can last a bit....
Red Robin: Hold on, Superboy.
He throws a frost pellet at Metallo, freezing Metallo's heart.
Metallo: Gah!
Red Robin: Cold hearted and now *throws sonic disruptor at his head* out cold
Metallo slumps down deactivated
Sam: Superboy, are you alright?
Superboy: Yeah, feel like I'm gonna puke though
Robin turns to face Trickster
Robin: Wait...where did he go?
Red Robin: He's gone?
Robin: Yes you fool!!!
Superboy: Anything stolen?
Red Robin does a quick scan
Red Robin: Oh no
They all stare at a display window, now empty except for some old shards...
Robin: Kryptonite?
Red Robin: Metallo must have been trying to steal it for fuel....
Superboy: And Prankster double crossed him.
Sam: We need to stop him.
Red Robin: He's probably long gone now. We should change and get back home.
Robin: *smirking* It's probably storming now
Sam: *pale* Storming?!
Back at Wayne Manor, Sam is hiding under a table, holding Barkley.
Sam: Where's Joey!?
Tim: He'll be back soon, look surely after all that's happened today this isn't that bad....
Sam: *holding a struggling Barkley* I hate storms!!!!
Alfred enters with a phone.
Alfred: Master Sam, your brother is on the phone.
Sam takes it
Sam: Hey Joey.
Joseph: *on phone* Hey squirt.
Sam: Are you almost home?
Joseph: *on phone* Sorry, Sammy, but my flight out of Metropolis is delayed because of the weather. Best bet is I won't be back until the middle of the night....
Sam: Joey, it's storming....
Joseph: *on phone* I know, Sam, I need you to be a big boy and not freak out.
Sam: But....
Joseph: *on phone* I know why you're afraid, Sam, I was there...remember, you're inside where it's safe and warm. We'll hang out all day tomorrow; I've told Alfred to cancel all my appointments and meetings. I'll see you when I get back.
Sam: *sad* Okay
Joseph: *on phone* Now give the phone back to Alfred.
Sam does so and Alfred goes into the next room. There is a huge thunderclap.
Sam: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Sam runs from under the table and poor Barkley, startled, bumps his head.
Barkley: oooooooooooo *whimper*
Tim finds Sam behind a couch
Tim: What's going on Sam?
Sam: I want Joey home now!
Thunderclap
Sam: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Sam holds onto Tim in fear. Kon enters, now wearing a flannel shirt
Kon: What's wrong with him?
Tim: He's afraid of storms.
Sam: So loud....
Kon sits next to Sam as well.
Kon: Why?
Sam: Back in New York, I had a bodyguard. He was constantly drunk and not doing his job. One day, not too long after Joey got back to New York, there was a storm. The bodyguard was supposed to be taking me home from school...he didn't come so I walked home alone.
Tim: You walked home alone?
Sam: Park Slope is a safe neighborhood, and it wasn't too far. But when I got home and rang the doorbell...no one answered. They were all busy preparing for a party that weekend, and Joey was doing something at work. I was trapped outside in the storm, I was wet, and cold, and upset and tired....I was curled up in a ball on the stoop when Joey and Lt. Brighton, his bodyguard who was retiring, found me. Joey took me in, and he yelled for the housekeeper. I never saw him so mad...and when the bodyguard showed up...Joey went ballistic. He fired him on the spot and threw him out into the rain. Lt. Brighton took me to my room and put me into bed. That's why I moved in with Joey, because he knew he'd take better care for me. That and I knew his secrets. But since then.....
BOOM! CRACKFLASH! The storm's fury hits at full strength and Sam screams and sobs. Tim holds him
Tim: We all get scared Sam, even us in the field...
Damian walks in
Damian: What are you all doing on the floor?
Tim: We're comforting Sam, you can either show some sensitivity or take whatever snarky superior complex attitude you've got cooked up elsewhere
Damian sits down in front of Sam and pokes him
Damian: Snap. Out. Of. It.
Sam: *poking back* Not. Help. Ing.
Tim: There has got to be something....
Kon: I could fly you through the clouds, see the storm from above
Tim: ...just imagine that for a second
*They picture Sam screaming as he and Kon dodge lightning bolts*
Superboy: dohoh!
Tim: I suppose we could all just sit here until the storm passes
Sam cries and curls into a ball
Sam: Can it go away? Please?
Tim: Sorry, we don't have weather powers...but we do have comforting abilities
Sam just whimpers. Kon wraps an arm around Sam
Kon: Sam, it's okay to be scared
Damian: *still poking* And you'll grow out of it someday
Tim: Oh yeah like you've never been scared Mr. Joyriding-in-the-Batmobile
Damian: >TT<
Kon: Sam, did you like storms before what happened?
Sam: Yeah, used to watch them out my window looking out on Prospect Park
Kon takes Sam to the window. Lightning flashes and Sam hides behind Kon
Kon: It's okay...we're here. Just watch.
Sam watches as the storm rages. Tim and Damian join them.
Tim: Still scared?
Sam: A little.
Tim: That's okay. Come on, we'll watch a movie.
Later that night, Joseph enters Wayne Manor.
Alfred: Welcome back, sir.
Joseph: *handing his drenched coat and bags to Alfred* Thanks, Alfred.
Alfred: How was business in Metropolis?
Joseph: Bruce will be pleased to know our joint venture with STAR Labs is a go. (beat) How was Sam?
Alfred: There was some trouble, but Master Damian, Master Tim and Master Tim's friend Conner helped calm him down. They watched a movie, played some games.
Joseph: Did they get into any trouble?
Alfred: Not that I know of.
Joseph: So they did.
Alfred: I will brief you in the morning, sir. You need some rest.
Joseph: Let me check on Sam a bit first.
Joseph goes into the living room and sees an amazing sight. Damian, Tim, Conner and Sam are asleep on the couch; the younger boys clinging to the nearest older boy like security blankets (Sam clings to Conner, Damian to Tim). Barkley and Titus are sprawled across all the boys. Joseph smiles and puts a blanket over them. He puts a finger to his lips to tell Alfred to be quiet as he heads upstairs.
Meanwhile in Metropolis, Trickster stands in an office.
Trickster: We ran into some trouble...
Voice: I am aware, Metallo was taken to a holding cell in the Gotham Branch of STAR Labs this evening before being extradited back to Stryker's. Did you get the package?
Trickster holds out a briefcase.
Trickster: Every sample
He opens it, showing kryptonite in every shade. He closes it and places it on a desk.
Voice: Very good, your reward, now double, has been transferred.
Trickster checks his PDA.
Trickster: Thank you.
Trickster leaves, we see his client smiling at his prize.
Trickster: Always good working with you, Mr. Luthor.
FIN
Sam: Joey! Don't go!!
Joseph: Sam, I'm only going to Metropolis for the day to discuss business at STAR Labs. I'll be back tonight.
Sam: But you promised you'd hang out with me!
Joseph: We can do that tomorrow.
Damian: Damn it, Sam, stop embarrassing yourself!
Sam starts crying. Joseph hugs him
Joseph: Sammy...it's only for today. We will play tomorrow. Besides, I asked someone to play with you and Damian today.
Sam: Who?
Damian: Not Wilkes, we hung out with him two days ago....
Joseph's phone rings.
Joseph: One sec.
We see it's Dick who's calling.
Joseph: Hey, Dick, what's up?
Dick: Sorry, Joseph, but I can't make it. I kinda got busy with this case and....
Joseph: *whispering angrily* Oh no, you're not wiggling out of this easily! Sam is freaking out; between my having to cancel my day to hang out with him, a possible thunderstorm and the notion of being stuck inside with Damian all day again....
Dick: Well I kinda got the shit kicked out of me last night!
Joseph: Blockbuster?
Dick: Blockbuster. But I sent a couple guys to take care of the munchkins.
Joseph: Who?
Dick: You'll see. *doorbell rings* Sorry, Joe, gotta meet with someone. Bye.
Joseph: Wait you little...
*click* the phone call ends
Joseph: *sighing* I swear he's more like Bruce than he admits...they never tell me more than they want!
Alfred approaches with Joseph's tickets, suitcase etc
Alfred: The car is waiting sir....
Joseph: I know...
DING DONG
Damian: Why do I get the feeling this is going to make a good reality TV show
Sam: When did you start watching reality TV?
Alfred: I'll get the door...even though everyone else is perfectly capable.
Joseph: That's why you get the big bucks
Alfred: And over 30 years owed vacation
Joseph: Bruce says you can go whenever
Alfred: But what would you all do without me?
Joseph: Good point
Damian: I find reality TV to be a wonderful case study into human stupidity.
Sam: Why can't you just admit you like to watch something dumb from time to time?
Damian: >TT<
Alfred opens the doors
Alfred: Master Timothy, welcome home.
Tim stands in civies, with a backpack and a duffel in his hands. Next to him stands Kon-El, looking uncomfortable in new clothes: a black t-shirt with a red S-shield, jeans, and work boots (Yeah, his civies are his old super duds before the new 52!). He has a duffel over his shoulder
Tim: Hey, Alfred.
Alfred: And who is your friend?
Kon: Kon....
Tim: Conner...Conner Kent.
Alfred: Kent? *takes a closer look, realization* Ah, of course, come in.
Damian sees Tim walk in.
Damian: Oh look, the hanger-on is back, and has brought another moocher
Tim: Yes you see I thought some better company may improve the homestead.
Alfred: I've been thinking that for years
Tim turns to Joseph
Tim: Dick sends his regards.
Joseph: So you and Superboy are the cavalry.
Tim: Yeah
Joseph: Take good care of my little brother.
Tim: Don't worry.
Joseph: And I hope you and Damian don't kill each other. *to Sam* See you when I get back tonight kiddo
Sam: Bye, Joey
Joseph heads to the car. "Conner" turns to Tim
Kon: Conner?
Tim: Well you need a secret identity....
Damien: Oh great so we have to tutor him in basic heroism 101...the time is just going to fly by
Sam: He already IS a hero.
The two boys stare each other down a bit
Tim: Okay let's not go for the throats just yet...now what do you normally do for entertainment? *Damian is about to speak* Which doesn't involve physical violence, or psychological trauma
Damian: >TT< You could get a better idea from Kane, Drake....
Tim turns to Alfred.
Tim: Where is Bruce?
Alfred: Mission with the League in Oolong Island.
Sam just stares at Kon
Kon: Something wrong, Sam?
Sam: Nothing, you look cool.
Kon: Thanks
Sam: Better than that Tron suit you wear in combat
Kon: Everyone's a critic
Sam laughs
Kon: What's so funny?
Sam: You made a joke
Kon: Ah, *smiles* I did, didn't I?
Damian: Look out Leno....
Tim: Leno's a hack anyways
Damian: >TT<
Tim: So Sam, what do you want to do?
Sam shrugs
Sam: Just go around the city?
Tim checks the weather on his phone
Tim: Looks like the storm won't hit until much later...guess we can do that
Short time later, the two teens and two boys climb into a car. They all have backpacks
Alfred: I'd be less concerned if you let me drive you boys into the city
Tim: Alfred, I got my license, and I was driving a car before then.
Alfred: Yes, and Master Dick taught you to drive...doesn't put my nerves at ease....
Kon: Don't know why I can't just fly and drag you three along with my TTK
Tim: Too much attention....
Alfred: Have fun, sirs, and don't get into too much trouble.
Tim salutes and starts driving
Alfred: Why do i have a feeling this will end up in the morning edition of the Gotham Gazette?
Tim: So, where first?
Sam: I dunno.
Damian: Damn it, Kane, you're the one who said we should go out instead of letting me train.
Tim: It won't kill you to act normal for once, Damian.
Damian kicks Tim's seat.
Sam: Umm...how about the Natural History Museum?
Tim: Well that should have something for everyone
Damian: Whatever
Kon: What do they have at this museum
Sam brightens
Sam: Science exhibits, artifacts, animals, fossils
Damian: *grinning wickedly* Meteorites
Tim parks.
Damian: Oh, are we here already?
Tim: Yes now I would ask you conduct yourself in an appropriate manner...or least be sane enough that we don't get arrested or kicked out
Damien: You don't have any faith in me do you?
Tim: Would you like the list of reasons why?
Damien: No thank you I believe the museum can bore me in a less noisy fashion
They enter the grand hall of the Gotham Museum of Natural History
Kon: Where first?
Sam: The dinosaurs! Joey...*somewhat sadly* Joey and I used to go to see them right away when we went to the museum back in New York.
Tim: *smiles smally* Don't worry sport, it's only one day...tell you what after this how about riding a T-Rex?
Sam: Huh?
Tim: Heh, you'll see *leads on*
Damien: ...Okay this is interesting
Tim guides the others through the rooms full of fossils.
Sam: Where are we going? We're passing all the bones.
Tim: You'll see, it's a new exhibit.
Tim leads them into another room where animatronic dinosaurs that guests could interact with.
Damian: Oh good...they put up a sign telling creationists that this is not at all an endorsement of their bunk theory. Not that its going to stop those zealots.
Kon: Shhh
Damian: Shut it clone boy....
Kon: Tim, your brother is a....
Tim: I know
Tim helps Sam onto the T-Rex
Sam's mood begins to brighten.
Tim: Want to try it, Damian?
Damian: Why should I?
Tim: Just do it, squirt. Unless you're too afraid....
Damian: One side, Drake.
Damian sits and rides a Triceratops with a smirk
Kon: Reverse psychology?
Tim: Any blow to his oversized ego tends to work
Kon: Now if only we could make the dinosaurs fight each other
All of a sudden, the eyes of Sam's T-Rex turns RED and it roars
Sam: Huh?
Tim: ...You had to say that didn't you
All the animatronics start attacking each other. The guests flee but Sam and Damian are stuck! The T-Rex charges at the Triceratops
Damian: >TT<
Damian flips off the Triceratops and onto another dinosaur. Sam is holding on for dear life.
Sam: HELP!!
Kon: Tim, we should....
He looks around, Tim has vanished
Kon: I hate it when he does that...and my outfit is in my other bag....
Sam: Conner! Help!
Red Robin swings in and gets Sam off the mad dino, Damian helps himself off
Kon: What's going on?
Red Robin: No idea.
Damian: Guess I'm not the only one who thought to bring his gear....
Damian unzips his sweatshirt to reveal his Robin gear and starts putting his uniform fully together
Kon places his hand on one of the already destroyed dinos.
Sam: Careful...
Kon: It's okay....Seems someone took control of the robots remotely, this isn't an ordinary malfunction.
Sam: Why? What could be the motive?
Kon: Don't know....
Red Robin: Can you trace it with your TTK?
Kon: Yeah...two floors down...Hall of Evolution
Red Robin: Robin and I will check it out, you take care of Sam.
Kon: But....
Robin: You don't have your costume, clone boy; you might ruin everything....
Red Robin tosses Kon a comm and money
Red Robin: We'll be in contact, why don't you get Sam something to eat...
Before Kon can respond, RR and Robin leave.
Sam: Welcome to the sidelines
Kon: Go get some food?
Sam: Yeah
They walk off, frustrated in their own ways. Red Robin and Robin run into the Hall of Evolution. It is abandoned...quiet
Red Robin: The signal was coming from somewhere in here
Robin: Are you sure Superboy was right?
Red Robin: He's normally on track with stuff like this....
RR and Robin walk through the hall, passing fossils and dioramas. They finally find the strange looking control box by a display
Robin: Well what do you known, the hayseed was right....
Red Robin: I know who made this....
Robin: Who
They don't notice the animatronic caveman, and his Egyptian and Roman allies from neighboring halls, behind them
Red Robin: Trickster.....
Meanwhile Sam and Kon eat in the cafeteria
Sam: What's it like? Doing super-hero stuff and all?
Kon: It's alright. Sure it gets exciting and all, but its dangerous. I've seen people get seriously hurt
Sam: Yeah not everyone is bulletproof
Kon: But here's the thing, I was made to be a weapon. I decided to be something else. Even so...no offense but I'd rather be helping RR.
Sam looks hurt after Kon says that and begins to sniffle
Kon: Not that hanging with you isn't fun...just would be cooler if we were fighting bad guys
Sam: Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen
Kon stands and moves over to sit next to Sam
Kon: I have a feeling there's more to this.....
Sam: Joey's always so busy that he never hangs out with me anymore...and every time he and I get involved with something either we both are pushed to the sidelines or it's just me because I'm the little kid!
Kon: Well you'll have your time someday
Sam: It would be cool...being a hero
Kon: It would be.....
The Robins red and otherwise are dealing with the pre-historic animatronics. Robin knocks down a caveman before knocking away a mummy with its club whilst Red Robin knocks away a Roman legionnaire
Robin: Why the hell is Trickster in Gotham? I thought he was one of Flash's villains
Red Robin: He is! Last time I checked he was in Ironside Heights! Plus he rarely leaves the Gem Cities. *throws the legionnaire into a Spartan*
Robin: *clubbing a cave woman* What does he want in Gotham?
Red Robin: When we find him we'll ask him
Robin growls and throws several birdarangs to disarm the robots....
Robin: That was frustrating....and we don't know where he is!
Red Robin: As usual you never look at all the facts...the animatronics are controlled by a rogue signal, therefore that rogue signal must be in close range
Robin: Next chamber should be the Hall of Meteorites, Gems and Minerals
Red Robin: Sounds prime loot for a crook *dashes there*
Robin: Wait up Drake!
Robin and Red Robin peek into the hall. They see Trickster working on disabling a security system and behind him....
Metallo: Hurry up with it, Trickster!
Red Robin: Well well, you two are a long way from home
Metallo and Trickster turn
Metallo: Oh look lost birdies....
Trickster: I dunno, Metallo, they are trained by the Batman
Red Robin: And you know something tin man, to us kryptonite is just another rock
Metallo: I can still crush you
Trickster: Metallo; the Rogues have a code of....
Metallo: If I recall, they kicked you to the curb; and I call the shots here! You deal with the security, I'll deal with the birds!
Red Robin: *smirks* Bring it tin man
Metallo: Gladly!
Metallo charges!
In the meanwhile Kon and Sam, who has cheered up. Kon laughs as Sam plays with his chicken nuggets
Sam: Look at the little T-Rex...well Big Sam is gonna eat ya NOM NOM NOM!
Kon: Heh...*beat* Odd.
Sam: Odd?
Kon: Tim would have called by now....
Sam: ...Are they in trouble?
Kon: Dunno. *activates comm* Tim, what's going on....
Fighting sounds can be heard, familiar voices
Red Robin: *on comm* Dealing with old tin man, Kon
Kon: What, no, I'm coming
Robin: *on comm* Stay with Sam, we'll be fine! WATCH OUT FOR THAT QUARTZ!
*click*
Kon: Damn....
Sam buses the table and grabs his bag.
Kon: Where are you going?
Sam: To find the Waynes.
Kon: No, you should stay here and be safe.
Sam: Look, you want some action, and I can't just sit here. *smirks* Besides, you got to watch me right?
Kon smiles
Kon: Right...they're in the Meteorite Hall....
He looks down at his clothes
Kon: Oh right, don't have my suit.
Sam: Why can't that be your suit?
Kon: Hmmm...well I've done it before. *picks up Sam* Come on.
Kon flies towards the hall
Robin throws birdarangs at Metallo's chest and Red Robin staff pangs his Green K-heart
Metallo: That tickles....how are we doing with the security, Trickster?
Trickster: 3 minutes...and then the prize is ours
Superboy plows into Trickster, Sam clinging to his back. Trickster goes flying into a display case
Superboy: Guess there's gonna be a delay!
Sam: Nice quip!
Metallo: SUPERBOY!?
Red Robin: He's not who you should worry about, your ticker is ticking
Metallo: Huh?
He looks down and sees Red Robin planet a sonic disruptor on his Green K heart
Metallo: Oh
He gets blasted back into a display
Sam: Yes!
Netallo opens his heart and blasts at Sam. Kon blocks the ray
Sam: Superboy....
Kon: I can last a bit....
Red Robin: Hold on, Superboy.
He throws a frost pellet at Metallo, freezing Metallo's heart.
Metallo: Gah!
Red Robin: Cold hearted and now *throws sonic disruptor at his head* out cold
Metallo slumps down deactivated
Sam: Superboy, are you alright?
Superboy: Yeah, feel like I'm gonna puke though
Robin turns to face Trickster
Robin: Wait...where did he go?
Red Robin: He's gone?
Robin: Yes you fool!!!
Superboy: Anything stolen?
Red Robin does a quick scan
Red Robin: Oh no
They all stare at a display window, now empty except for some old shards...
Robin: Kryptonite?
Red Robin: Metallo must have been trying to steal it for fuel....
Superboy: And Prankster double crossed him.
Sam: We need to stop him.
Red Robin: He's probably long gone now. We should change and get back home.
Robin: *smirking* It's probably storming now
Sam: *pale* Storming?!
Back at Wayne Manor, Sam is hiding under a table, holding Barkley.
Sam: Where's Joey!?
Tim: He'll be back soon, look surely after all that's happened today this isn't that bad....
Sam: *holding a struggling Barkley* I hate storms!!!!
Alfred enters with a phone.
Alfred: Master Sam, your brother is on the phone.
Sam takes it
Sam: Hey Joey.
Joseph: *on phone* Hey squirt.
Sam: Are you almost home?
Joseph: *on phone* Sorry, Sammy, but my flight out of Metropolis is delayed because of the weather. Best bet is I won't be back until the middle of the night....
Sam: Joey, it's storming....
Joseph: *on phone* I know, Sam, I need you to be a big boy and not freak out.
Sam: But....
Joseph: *on phone* I know why you're afraid, Sam, I was there...remember, you're inside where it's safe and warm. We'll hang out all day tomorrow; I've told Alfred to cancel all my appointments and meetings. I'll see you when I get back.
Sam: *sad* Okay
Joseph: *on phone* Now give the phone back to Alfred.
Sam does so and Alfred goes into the next room. There is a huge thunderclap.
Sam: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Sam runs from under the table and poor Barkley, startled, bumps his head.
Barkley: oooooooooooo *whimper*
Tim finds Sam behind a couch
Tim: What's going on Sam?
Sam: I want Joey home now!
Thunderclap
Sam: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Sam holds onto Tim in fear. Kon enters, now wearing a flannel shirt
Kon: What's wrong with him?
Tim: He's afraid of storms.
Sam: So loud....
Kon sits next to Sam as well.
Kon: Why?
Sam: Back in New York, I had a bodyguard. He was constantly drunk and not doing his job. One day, not too long after Joey got back to New York, there was a storm. The bodyguard was supposed to be taking me home from school...he didn't come so I walked home alone.
Tim: You walked home alone?
Sam: Park Slope is a safe neighborhood, and it wasn't too far. But when I got home and rang the doorbell...no one answered. They were all busy preparing for a party that weekend, and Joey was doing something at work. I was trapped outside in the storm, I was wet, and cold, and upset and tired....I was curled up in a ball on the stoop when Joey and Lt. Brighton, his bodyguard who was retiring, found me. Joey took me in, and he yelled for the housekeeper. I never saw him so mad...and when the bodyguard showed up...Joey went ballistic. He fired him on the spot and threw him out into the rain. Lt. Brighton took me to my room and put me into bed. That's why I moved in with Joey, because he knew he'd take better care for me. That and I knew his secrets. But since then.....
BOOM! CRACKFLASH! The storm's fury hits at full strength and Sam screams and sobs. Tim holds him
Tim: We all get scared Sam, even us in the field...
Damian walks in
Damian: What are you all doing on the floor?
Tim: We're comforting Sam, you can either show some sensitivity or take whatever snarky superior complex attitude you've got cooked up elsewhere
Damian sits down in front of Sam and pokes him
Damian: Snap. Out. Of. It.
Sam: *poking back* Not. Help. Ing.
Tim: There has got to be something....
Kon: I could fly you through the clouds, see the storm from above
Tim: ...just imagine that for a second
*They picture Sam screaming as he and Kon dodge lightning bolts*
Superboy: dohoh!
Tim: I suppose we could all just sit here until the storm passes
Sam cries and curls into a ball
Sam: Can it go away? Please?
Tim: Sorry, we don't have weather powers...but we do have comforting abilities
Sam just whimpers. Kon wraps an arm around Sam
Kon: Sam, it's okay to be scared
Damian: *still poking* And you'll grow out of it someday
Tim: Oh yeah like you've never been scared Mr. Joyriding-in-the-Batmobile
Damian: >TT<
Kon: Sam, did you like storms before what happened?
Sam: Yeah, used to watch them out my window looking out on Prospect Park
Kon takes Sam to the window. Lightning flashes and Sam hides behind Kon
Kon: It's okay...we're here. Just watch.
Sam watches as the storm rages. Tim and Damian join them.
Tim: Still scared?
Sam: A little.
Tim: That's okay. Come on, we'll watch a movie.
Later that night, Joseph enters Wayne Manor.
Alfred: Welcome back, sir.
Joseph: *handing his drenched coat and bags to Alfred* Thanks, Alfred.
Alfred: How was business in Metropolis?
Joseph: Bruce will be pleased to know our joint venture with STAR Labs is a go. (beat) How was Sam?
Alfred: There was some trouble, but Master Damian, Master Tim and Master Tim's friend Conner helped calm him down. They watched a movie, played some games.
Joseph: Did they get into any trouble?
Alfred: Not that I know of.
Joseph: So they did.
Alfred: I will brief you in the morning, sir. You need some rest.
Joseph: Let me check on Sam a bit first.
Joseph goes into the living room and sees an amazing sight. Damian, Tim, Conner and Sam are asleep on the couch; the younger boys clinging to the nearest older boy like security blankets (Sam clings to Conner, Damian to Tim). Barkley and Titus are sprawled across all the boys. Joseph smiles and puts a blanket over them. He puts a finger to his lips to tell Alfred to be quiet as he heads upstairs.
Meanwhile in Metropolis, Trickster stands in an office.
Trickster: We ran into some trouble...
Voice: I am aware, Metallo was taken to a holding cell in the Gotham Branch of STAR Labs this evening before being extradited back to Stryker's. Did you get the package?
Trickster holds out a briefcase.
Trickster: Every sample
He opens it, showing kryptonite in every shade. He closes it and places it on a desk.
Voice: Very good, your reward, now double, has been transferred.
Trickster checks his PDA.
Trickster: Thank you.
Trickster leaves, we see his client smiling at his prize.
Trickster: Always good working with you, Mr. Luthor.
FIN
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With Batman on a League mission and Joseph leaving on a one day business trip, Tim and Kon-El are drafted to babysit Sam and Damian when Dick can't make it. A trip to the Museum tends to be more trouble than they expected. And when a storm hits, the two teenagers must deal with the fears of a small boy.
Of course Superboy is probably going to get the secret ID of Conner Kent before I start writing for DC (If Fate be kind), but this is setting it up just in case. Plus I like the idea of him wearing his old pre New 52 uniform as his civilian outfit. He really should wear it again then the Tron suit (he has worn the classic t-shirt and jeans look in two issues of the New 52 Teen Titans, as well as a variant in a couple other issues). His "TTK" stands for Tactile Telekinesis. Look it up XD Plus its nice writing Tim again, I rarely use him in my writings. Plus Superboy's interactions with Sam are fun XD
Joseph and Sam Kane belong to me
Red Robin, Superboy, Robin et al belong to DC Comics
With Batman on a League mission and Joseph leaving on a one day business trip, Tim and Kon-El are drafted to babysit Sam and Damian when Dick can't make it. A trip to the Museum tends to be more trouble than they expected. And when a storm hits, the two teenagers must deal with the fears of a small boy.
Of course Superboy is probably going to get the secret ID of Conner Kent before I start writing for DC (If Fate be kind), but this is setting it up just in case. Plus I like the idea of him wearing his old pre New 52 uniform as his civilian outfit. He really should wear it again then the Tron suit (he has worn the classic t-shirt and jeans look in two issues of the New 52 Teen Titans, as well as a variant in a couple other issues). His "TTK" stands for Tactile Telekinesis. Look it up XD Plus its nice writing Tim again, I rarely use him in my writings. Plus Superboy's interactions with Sam are fun XD
Joseph and Sam Kane belong to me
Red Robin, Superboy, Robin et al belong to DC Comics
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I can just imagine Joey taking a picture of Damian holding onto Tim while sleeping, sharing it with Tim, and working with him to lord it over Damian forever.